Liz LowreyOften we look to the past to get some perspective on current events. You may wonder what the 1967 Doors song about alienation and being an outsider has to do with the current state of Unionism in Scotland. We don’t need to look far to see striking similarities. Unionism is in disarray. Increasingly the cause of Unionism is akin to ET arriving on planet earth in his spacecraft. ET was a friendly wee cratur – Unionists in Scotland not so much. Desperately they cling to the Union Jack life raft adrift at sea in danger of drowning in their misinformation and falsehoods. They are all at it from the Tory non PM to the leader of the Tory light opposition. You may be aware that our ex Tory identikit MP was unceremoniously sacked from his employment with the No 10 Downing Street Union Unit. Imagine his surprise when he was refused entry to his place of work by a door person.The look on his smug face priceless. But fear not good folks I’m sure that like a phoenix from the ashes the Tory identikit man allegedly from Ochil and South Perthshire will re-animate shortly in a Scottish area near you.

As for the Tory light leader of the opposition I can only surmise that whichever lackey thought it a good idea to promote a party political broadcast shown in Scotland featuring a large Union Jack will be standing in the unemployment line shortly. Maybe he can unite with identikit man and reform the old Bitter Together band or maybe rebrand as new group Unionists United?

Seriously so the tired old tactics are very much in evidence. How often can the refrain too wee too poor to, dare I say it, too nationalist be chanted.

Each week we have to suffer the giant buffoon knowingly misname our Party at Prime Ministers Questions . If that’s all he’s got to go on I’d politely suggest he throws in the towel with immediate effect.In fact the whole sorry saga would be better named as Prime Minister’s Evasion. If I ever see him answering a question, that’s the week I’ll put on a lottery ticket. Miracles can happen.

Much has been made of the UK army bailing out Scotland to assist with the vaccine rollout. If this isn’t pathetic party politicking at a time of national crisis I don’t know what is. Whilst we remain part of the UK it’s our army too and funded in part by our taxpayers money.

And talking of money we were told yet again in an LSE report last week how poor and incapable Scotland was and how we definitely wouldn’t survive as a small independent country. Read behind the scare headlines and the report’s author is exposed as a Tory Brexiteer. Free and unfettered by the UK there is no evidence whatsoever that we would not thrive and grow our economy. We have to pause here to thank Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancashire, Michael “Glove Puppet” Gove. He fairly set the cat among the pigeons when he actually admitted that there will be costs to Brexit. Who knew? Project Fear has become Project Reality.

All this dear readers are tired old lines from the same old Bitter Together playbook. But wait, there was an even better idea. The UK considered giving us Prince Edward! We can’t have our independence but never mind we can have the failed it’s a knock out promoter resident amongst us.

That’s it then folks. I personally am relatively new to independence but having examined the pros and cons prior to 2014 I felt a sense of optimism casting my YES vote on that day so long ago now.

Many who voted Yes have been lifelong independence supporters and I’m pretty sure that if a newbie like me won’t be turned by a Royal resident there’s not many that will. Another idea bites the dust. It appears that Buck House never got the memo or if they did they possibly couldn’t comment. One does wonder what the poor deluded Unionist Unit will come up with next .

There’s no end of possibilities for further Unionist cunning plans although so far we have learnt that flags and minor royals don’t work.

Perhaps there will be a revival of Cool Britannia featuring the dream team of Blair and Brown. Not so much getting the band back together as a swan song nosedive. Maybe we will get further visitations from the non PM. After all it seemed to work once before when the desperate UK representatives lied to Scotland in a last ditch attempt to save their precious Union. Sadly at that time there were a number of folks who believed the rumours and scare tactics. Never mind the slogan Bitter Together. Scare a Pensioner to save the Union would have been a more apt campaign slogan. Happily the myths and lies surrounding pensions have been adequately squashed and there are a number of excellent videos on this subject available including on our own almondandearnsnp.org.

We all know that only thanks to the power of the Union, Scotland thumped the English rugby team on Saturday. Wonder if this will come up at Clown Ministers Question Time on Wednesday. Somehow I don’t think so!

Unionists may be strange but luckily Scots by nature are canny. We know what is required to achieve the long awaited goal of Scotland’s independence. The upcoming Holyrood Election in May is our opportunity to once and for all show our contempt for the strange unionist agenda. By returning a majority of SNP MSPs and regional list MSPs we can further cement the inroads that our Party are making towards this goal. This will indeed be an election like no other. The pandemic has changed so much in our lives, but has also shown how well Scotland can act as a small competent country. Imagine how much better we will be when fully independent.

Now is the time to stay united. Change is coming and we can all make this happen.