Enquiry Farce

Enquiry Farce. It’s Scotland, Our Culture and Traditions Under Attack

Greetings all,

Bryan AuchterlonieAlthough I am no longer active within the SNP and have issues with the priorities from the leadership, some things need to be said.

This enquiry has been a farce and decisions of guilt or innocence if those are the correct words to use were made before any evidence was heard.

This is a concerted attack by unionists on a small female in a political landscape dominated by those who wear an old school tie. They have targeted this “wee wuman fae Ayrshire” and identified her as a threat to the British state.

However, when you break it down to its lowest level it’s not her they are targeting, it is Scotland and our culture and institutions.

The sickening part of all this is that they are ably assisted by some of our own countrymen and women.

We have attempted to play the political game fairly and within the rules for years. If we value our country and our culture it is surely now time to be much more aggressive and confrontational within the political scene.

It is time for our leaders to rethink strategy. If that means a change in leadership then so be it, this is now a fight to exist and we must now choose.

Bryan Auchterlonie

People Are Strange – Scots are Canny

Liz LowreyOften we look to the past to get some perspective on current events. You may wonder what the 1967 Doors song about alienation and being an outsider has to do with the current state of Unionism in Scotland. We don’t need to look far to see striking similarities. Unionism is in disarray. Increasingly the cause of Unionism is akin to ET arriving on planet earth in his spacecraft. ET was a friendly wee cratur – Unionists in Scotland not so much. Desperately they cling to the Union Jack life raft adrift at sea in danger of drowning in their misinformation and falsehoods. They are all at it from the Tory non PM to the leader of the Tory light opposition. You may be aware that our ex Tory identikit MP was unceremoniously sacked from his employment with the No 10 Downing Street Union Unit. Imagine his surprise when he was refused entry to his place of work by a door person.The look on his smug face priceless. But fear not good folks I’m sure that like a phoenix from the ashes the Tory identikit man allegedly from Ochil and South Perthshire will re-animate shortly in a Scottish area near you.

As for the Tory light leader of the opposition I can only surmise that whichever lackey thought it a good idea to promote a party political broadcast shown in Scotland featuring a large Union Jack will be standing in the unemployment line shortly. Maybe he can unite with identikit man and reform the old Bitter Together band or maybe rebrand as new group Unionists United?

Seriously so the tired old tactics are very much in evidence. How often can the refrain too wee too poor to, dare I say it, too nationalist be chanted.

Each week we have to suffer the giant buffoon knowingly misname our Party at Prime Ministers Questions . If that’s all he’s got to go on I’d politely suggest he throws in the towel with immediate effect.In fact the whole sorry saga would be better named as Prime Minister’s Evasion. If I ever see him answering a question, that’s the week I’ll put on a lottery ticket. Miracles can happen.

Much has been made of the UK army bailing out Scotland to assist with the vaccine rollout. If this isn’t pathetic party politicking at a time of national crisis I don’t know what is. Whilst we remain part of the UK it’s our army too and funded in part by our taxpayers money.

And talking of money we were told yet again in an LSE report last week how poor and incapable Scotland was and how we definitely wouldn’t survive as a small independent country. Read behind the scare headlines and the report’s author is exposed as a Tory Brexiteer. Free and unfettered by the UK there is no evidence whatsoever that we would not thrive and grow our economy. We have to pause here to thank Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancashire, Michael “Glove Puppet” Gove. He fairly set the cat among the pigeons when he actually admitted that there will be costs to Brexit. Who knew? Project Fear has become Project Reality.

All this dear readers are tired old lines from the same old Bitter Together playbook. But wait, there was an even better idea. The UK considered giving us Prince Edward! We can’t have our independence but never mind we can have the failed it’s a knock out promoter resident amongst us.

That’s it then folks. I personally am relatively new to independence but having examined the pros and cons prior to 2014 I felt a sense of optimism casting my YES vote on that day so long ago now.

Many who voted Yes have been lifelong independence supporters and I’m pretty sure that if a newbie like me won’t be turned by a Royal resident there’s not many that will. Another idea bites the dust. It appears that Buck House never got the memo or if they did they possibly couldn’t comment. One does wonder what the poor deluded Unionist Unit will come up with next .

There’s no end of possibilities for further Unionist cunning plans although so far we have learnt that flags and minor royals don’t work.

Perhaps there will be a revival of Cool Britannia featuring the dream team of Blair and Brown. Not so much getting the band back together as a swan song nosedive. Maybe we will get further visitations from the non PM. After all it seemed to work once before when the desperate UK representatives lied to Scotland in a last ditch attempt to save their precious Union. Sadly at that time there were a number of folks who believed the rumours and scare tactics. Never mind the slogan Bitter Together. Scare a Pensioner to save the Union would have been a more apt campaign slogan. Happily the myths and lies surrounding pensions have been adequately squashed and there are a number of excellent videos on this subject available including on our own almondandearnsnp.org.

We all know that only thanks to the power of the Union, Scotland thumped the English rugby team on Saturday. Wonder if this will come up at Clown Ministers Question Time on Wednesday. Somehow I don’t think so!

Unionists may be strange but luckily Scots by nature are canny. We know what is required to achieve the long awaited goal of Scotland’s independence. The upcoming Holyrood Election in May is our opportunity to once and for all show our contempt for the strange unionist agenda. By returning a majority of SNP MSPs and regional list MSPs we can further cement the inroads that our Party are making towards this goal. This will indeed be an election like no other. The pandemic has changed so much in our lives, but has also shown how well Scotland can act as a small competent country. Imagine how much better we will be when fully independent.

Now is the time to stay united. Change is coming and we can all make this happen.

A Tale of Two Leaders

I’m angry, Readers. Anyone who isn’t angry is hiding in a giant fridge and closing their ears to what is happening. Perhaps such a person is also lacking any shred of concern for their fellow citizens. Enter stage left Boris Johnson the man who would be PM and then proceeded to make an abysmal failure of this task at every faltering step.

As the UK yesterday announced a devastating death toll in excess of One Hundred Thousand lost souls I watched in disbelief as the non Prime Minister addressed the Nation.

Never in the history of TV broadcasting have I witnessed a more despicable performance. I never judge a book by its cover and we should not use personal appearance to criticise our political opponents or anyone else for that matter.

However on this one occasion I will make an exception. The non PM of the disunited Kingdom looked like he had stepped out of a dustbin. If this had been Jeremy Corbyn we would have heard no amount of wailing from the Murdoch controlled press, however the unkempt and lackadaisical PM yet again escapes scrutiny. It’s not his appearance per se that makes me angry. His total lack of ability to show empathy or leadership or any kind of normal human trait is what fills me with rage and extreme anxiety.

At every step on the road that’s led us to this somber milestone there has been dithering delays, u turns and serial incompetence that we are all aware of and are far too numerous to expand on in this piece. Even yesterday when a better human being would have genuinely apologised for the tragic loss of life he made a half hearted meaningless apology that wouldn’t have been out of place at his public school if he had been caught smoking behind the bike shed. Of course we don’t know if he ever did get caught smoking behind the bike shed. However what we do know is that this self entitled excuse of a person was a member of the Bullingdon Club. One of their many vile activities included burning large denomination banknotes in front of homeless people.

If you’re not angry yet Readers you should be. The icing on the cake happens tomorrow. Despite strict laws preventing unnecessary travel, Boris Johnson has essential work in Scotland. Yes that’s right the man described as lazy by numerous ex employers is coming up to Scotland for essential work. I think he would be better tasked doing essential work in London and at least attempting to undo some of the damage his incompetent government have inflicted on the people of the UK.

We all know the real reason for the visit. The fat controller is breaking covid travel law restrictions in a futile attempt to save the Union. It’s too late for that. The Union is broken smashed to smithereens and no amount of PR is going to save it. Every time Scotland has one of his useless visitations, support for Independence increases and I’m sure that on this occasion a similar outcome will occur.

Now that I’ve discussed my anger issues I move onto happier feelings.

It is no exaggeration to state that in Scotland we have a leader in Nicola Sturgeon that we can all be extremely proud of and grateful to. Her measured steadfast and emphathic approach to this global pandemic contrasts sharply with the Pretender in No 10.

Day in day out this Beacon of Hope and inspiration stands up and tells our country vital and useful information concerning the pandemic and how this is being used to formulate the Scottish Governments plans and rational decision making. When I listen to some of the journalist questions, which I do on a daily basis, I can only surmise that our Nicola must possess the patience of a Saint. Whilst journalistic scrutiny must always be encouraged in a free democratic country like ours, I cringe inwardly at some of the stupid and inane questions. Each question is met with a measured and professional answer and full explanation. If further clarification is required, this is advised to the journalist concerned. All this is done with good grace and honesty that those listening to PM Boris Johnson can only dream of.

In Scotland there are no clandestine briefings to favoured journalists.

Yesterday’s briefing was particularly poignant as we were all asked to take a moment to silently reflect on those we had lost throughout the course of the pandemic. This, my fellow readers, is how a real leader reacts to loss and tragedy in every day life. I’m sure I wasn’t the only person watching with a lump in my throat.

Our First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon’s commitment to tackling the Pandemic is evident for all to see in her every decision and action. She is supported by an efficient and well functioning government of Members of the Scottish Parliament, all striving to do the best for their constituents and country. Preservation of life and wellbeing is the number one priority of Nicola Sturgeon and her government. Of this I have no doubt.

All of us have an opportunity in May to show our thanks and appreciation for the steadfast leader and First Minister guiding us through this crisis.

How can we do this?

Firstly it is vitally important that each and everyone of us registers for a Postal Vote. There’s an excellent presentation on Postal Voting which can be viewed on our website almondandearnsnp.org available to branch members only.

By registering for a postal vote and getting our postal ballots returned in good time we ensure that our voices are counted. How unfortunate would an ardent supporter be if they couldn’t attend to vote in person on election day because they had been told to isolate by the covid track and trace. That’s not a chance I’m prepared to take and neither should any one of us.

Secondly If you are an SNP member or anyone that wants a competent government in our country I believe that we must promote the Both Votes SNP message.

In the constituency vote we will vote for our elected representative. Jim Fairlie is the candidate in our area. Jim is an excellent candidate and I know when elected he will represent each and every one of us in his constituency.

Our second vote the list vote will be equally crucial in determining who is in charge of running our country.

In this vital election we need to ensure that a maximum number of Regional and List vote SNP MSPs are returned to Holyrood.

Anyone who has listened to or watched our First Minister can be in no doubt that she and the SNP Government are the correct people to lead our country out of this pandemic and on to a better future.

That better future will only be possible with full independence and I firmly believe that Nicola Sturgeon is the person that will deliver this for our country.

This is the stark choice facing our country in May 2021. Who will best represent us and our interests?
A self serving PM in Boris Johnson or our own First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon.

Image by Wilson Joseph from Pixabay

The Starting Gun

After one of the worst of starts to a New Year that I can recall it feels insensitive to return to the subject of politics. Families are mourning loved ones lost to the pandemic that is tearing through our country. Tuesday saw many of us watching the livestream of our own Henry Anderson’s funeral service. A tragic loss to his family and many friends and all within the SNP who he inspired. Many are fearful of losing their employment and at present there is no end in sight. We do indeed have the vaccine to be hopeful about but as we all remain bunkered down it’s going to be a long hard winter till the onset of spring. Many people are feeling scared isolated and lonely. We are sociable creatures by nature and Zoom is no substitute for proper human interaction. We must all take heart so in knowing that after this awful start to 2021 things will improve if each of us plays a part in adhering to the rules and defeating this horrible virus that has already caused so much death and heartache.

Thereafter there is something that we can all look onward to and participate in.

Last night at 18:55 the Scottish Branch Office of the Tory party led by the hapless Dross fired the starting gun on their 2021 Holyrood election campaign. I paid no heed to a word that he said as we all know that every word uttered will be denied at a later date. The lies and misinformation spouted on a daily basis have become tedious to say the least.

Earlier in the afternoon I saw Pete Wishart repeatedly ask Dross’s master the U.K. PM why the democratic rights of our fellow citizens to determine our own future should be denied. The Fat Controller had no answer and claimed he did not understand the question!!! What a waste of a private education.

Well folks we know exactly what Pete was asking. Additionally we know that by securing an overall SNP majority in May it is inconceivable that the status quo can continue.

There have been umpteen articles of late in the Unionist press some from folks who really should know better. Apparently Dross must have missed their plaintiff cries to delay the election. You me and the man on the Clapham omnibus know why the Unionists were clamouring for delay. And no it’s not The ex PM Maybot’s dither and delay tactic. It’s an attempt to subvert a result which they fine well know will not end well for their cause and will ultimately lead to the breakup of their precious Union.

We saw an amazing result in December 2019 with a big increase in SNP MPs elected. Whilst I’m glad that they are fighting our corner and standing up for Scotland and our citizens, this is no longer enough. The only way to save Scotland from the toxicity of the current Tory government is to win big in May 2021 hold our referendum when safe to do so and exit the Union with all possible speed.

The longer we remain in this toxic Union the harder it will be for Scotland to be reshaped in the form that we desire. If a tree has a rotten branch it will be chopped off and the tree has a chance of survival.The U.K. is the rotten branch clutching at Scotland.Its long spindly tentacles are trying to keep us in its grasp, but the grasp is loosening and soon the branch will be consigned to the compost heap.

The U.K. will break up. Of this I am certain. Ireland will become a united country. Scotland will be free and independent and even in Wales the calls for separation are becoming increasingly louder.

The whole world can see England in particular and the U.K. in general for what it is . A small nasty place where only the very rich and Tory acolytes prosper. We will all have seen the pathetic offerings provided to needy and hungry children in England. I wonder what the Rees Mogg children have for their lunches? Whatever they eat I’m sure it will be served to them with a silver spoon. In spite of Rees Moggs affectations I’m certain there are no hungry children in his house asking Please Sir can I have some more.

We all watched in shock and horror as events unfolded in America. How did things ever come to this sorry state. As I write this article it appears that the Tangerine One is about to be impeached for the second time. Even some of his own republican representatives are turning against a man who will go down in history as the man that didn’t make America great again. How did this happen we may wonder. Without his twitter account and his backers he has become a small demented man howling at the moon. His legacy of misinformation and lies has destroyed people’s belief in information sources. If it’s not to our liking all we need to do is call it false he uttered. We in Scotland must now start to call it out. Every lie and false statement uttered by the Tories should be labelled as such.

Dross might have been first off the starting blocks but the tortoise and the hare springs to mind. We in Scotland have been patiently waiting for Independence for many years. Independence has always been about playing the longer game and waiting for the optimum time. In my opinion the optimum time isn’t far off. We have had a series of polls all with a majority in favour of a yes vote for Independence. There will come a point when even the Fat Controller in Downing Street will realise that inevitably he cannot hold back a swelling tide of support for Independence. Dross takes great delight from criticising the elected government of Scotland whilst closing his eyes and ears to the charlatans running the Westminster government. Like Boris on his bike ride Dross has no shame.

Scotland’s time is coming and as we emerge from our bunkers we will begin anew to campaign for our democratic right to determine our own futures. Scotland voices will be heard and become so loud that not even a baby Trump in Downing Street can ignore us.

The Shortest Day

Christmas CactusLiz Lowrey writes. They say the darkest hour is just before the dawn and as we approach the Winter Solstice and the shortest day of the year at first glance there is very little to be of good cheer about. Even in the worst of times if we look hard enough it’s possible to find a glimmer of hope.

In subsequent decades long after Scotland has gained Independence from the Dis United Kingdom historians will surely look back on 2020 as one of the worst years in living history.

However 2020 will also be known as the year of the great conjunction. As Jupiter and Saturn align for the first time in over 800 years and stargazers look in awe at this spectacle, we in Scotland of a more political nature will look ahead to 2021 not upwards to the stars. We will look to the day when Scotland becomes an Independent nation.

This years events have bought the many advantageous of being a small self sustained nation to the eyes of a large part of our population. New Zealand is a shining example of how well things can be done. There will always be a small percentage of Unionists who would rather allow their house to burn to a stick because they don’t like the idea of the fire service. For these individuals and their attitude there is nothing we can do. They are a lost cause as sure as the Toxic Tory Government is.

Our Scottish Government and our First Minister have led our country and managed the crisis engulfing us all with fortitude sensitivity and a sense of openness and honesty which has been sadly lacking from politicians elsewhere. Surprisingly the branch office of the Scots Tories have been very quiet recently. How they wish they had a competent leader and I’m sure that they are well aware that for every day The Buffoon in Downing Street remains in power, support for our Independence grows.

Poll after poll evidences this and the media in the rest of Europe and the wider world are taking notice. The message of Scotland being too poor too small too everything but the kitchen sink will no longer wash. And talking of washing, no amount of spin can cleanse the Tory lies and mismanagement of this pandemic. We all know that this is just the latest example of their catalogue of failures in recent years.

As we enter a festive season that is anything but festive, we must take heart from some of the benefits we already have in Scotland thanks to our SNP government. Our country is already a kinder place, but there is much that can still be done. We have free prescriptions and personal care. Our young folks benefit from a University education without the burden of tuition fees. Our welfare and support system treats people with dignity and respect. Imagine how much more could be done when we have full control of all our fiscal policy. There’s an old saying that springs to mind relating to the Unionist argument for why Scotland couldn’t manage without the bad old UK supporting us. “He who pays the Piper calls the tune”. The UK and Unionists omit from their argument the part where Scotland contributes to the UK economy what we actually get back in return is a piper with a broken set of bagpipes.

Change must surely come. For some change can’t come quickly enough. This is a time when we must put our trust in our SNP Government. It is no fallacy to say that May 2021 will be the most important election in our lifetime. Scotland has turned the corner and I’m certain that with hard work we can secure the much needed massive majority of SNP MSPs. All of us have a part to play in this historic election.

Whilst conventional campaigning seems highly unlikely at this stage, there are many ways of promoting our cause. Let’s encourage everyone we know to complete postal vote applications. Always best to get ahead of the field. It’s something the Tories have been doing for years. We can all as individual talk to friends, families, neighbours, in fact anyone we feel comfortable having these conversations with. In some ways our task has already been made easier as the evidence builds daily of UK and Unionist failure.

We have an excellent strong candidate, Jim Fairlie, in our area. He will not shy away from the question of Independence and this fills me with hope. Following the May election, we want Holyrood to be filled with independence hungry SNP politicians. It’s time for Scotland’s voice to be heard and not silenced or ignored. Drew Hendry MP made a brilliant start in Wastemonster last week. Scotland’s voice and disgust at the way our country is being treated was heard by all loudly and clearly. The sooner our MPs are back in Scotland and not part of this archaic farce of a Parliament the better.

Finally Scotland is emerging from the dark shadow of the UK and from this we can all have reason for optimism for the future.

I moved house just over two years’ ago. Prior to the move I had for many years a Christmas cactus that without fail produced the most beautiful blooms every year. It was a magnificent plant and got bigger and better with every passing year. For the last two Christmases the poor plant was bare. No amount of feeding or watering made a bit of difference. As the house was prepared for Christmas, I moved it into the living room where it got more warmth and light. Miraculously blooms have began to appear.

Scotland is finally coming out of its dark place and heading to a future where all will have the opportunity to blossom and reach their full potential. Only with Independence can this be achieved and we must all strive collectively to achieve this prize.

I wish all readers a safe and peaceful festive time and a Guid New Year when it comes .